Date A Pharmacist!

I found this rather amusing so I decided to share it with you..

(Plus, I needed something to blog about!)

Top 10 reasons to date a Pharmacist!

1. Very clean lifestyle and bed-style too.
2. We are well trained to listen.
3. Drug Dealers… With a license!



4. Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills… We play it safe!
5. When it comes to measures, we are precise, gentle, and we’ve got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! Gosh, don’t you just love Titration?!



6. We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.
7. We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren’t afraid to use them!



8. We do it over the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds… all day long!
9. We never miss a target!
10. Love is all about chemistry, right? Well, so is Pharmacy!

Now that you know what benefits you get from dating a Pharmacist, better grab one quick! Not much in supply but VERY high in demand!

And… *ahem*

I am SINGLE and AVAILABLE, guys/girls!

*Hint! Hint!*… Lols!

Don’t take me seriously, now.. It’s all in the name of good fun!

Ref: Facebook Group – “Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist”

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