I found this rather amusing so I decided to share it with you..
(Plus, I needed something to blog about!)
Top 10 reasons to date a Pharmacist!
- Very clean lifestyle and bed-style too.
- We are well trained to listen.
- Drug Dealers… With a license!
- Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills… We play it safe!
- When it comes to measures, we are precise, gentle, and we’ve got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! Gosh, don’t you just love Titration?!
- We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.
- We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren’t afraid to use them!
- We do it over the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds… all day long!
- We never miss a target!
- Love is all about chemistry, right? Well, so is Pharmacy!
Now that you know what benefits you get from dating a Pharmacist, better grab one quick! Not much in supply but VERY high in demand!
And… *ahem*
I am SINGLE and AVAILABLE, guys/girls!
*Hint! Hint!*… Lols!
Don’t take me seriously, now.. It’s all in the name of good fun!
Ref: Facebook Group – “Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist”
